i) Salah sangka “mis-understanding / mis-interpret”
Rahmat has just married with Erra. First night after their ceremony, both of them take a rest at their room because to tired helping cleaning kitchen, clear other things. During rest, they eat burger buy from nearest fast food. Rahmat mother’s attitude always want to know other people including his son, put his ear near his son door room to listen what his son and new in law……..
Siti: Honey, I press but still couldn’t come out. (while she’s try to press the sauce)
Rahmat: Of coz, the hole is to small !
Siti: Then what should I do? I cut the thing out !
Meantime, Rahmat mother’s panic and push the door and shout…
Mother: Don’t !!!! Don’t cut my son xxxxx……
Rahmat & Siti: Quit bluer with what happen !!!! What happen to my mother ????
ii) Hukuman mati "Dead Sentence"
One of the warden tried to make happy one of the prisoner which will have their dead elektric chair, and his turn will come after this.
"Don't scared. The volt is to high, furthermore the thing's will happen very fast, "Warden says.
Suddenly from far away listening a very paint yell which never before .
"I go they for a while to see what's happen, "he said.
After a moment, the warden came back. With normal face he said:
"No problem, is just a technical problem only. Now there is no electricity, so now they use candle as replacement, that's all only........."
iii) Mayat "Dead Body"Teacher: Hasan, continue 2 verb with one sentence. "Ali cycle bicycle to school. Ali saw dead body"
Hasan: Ali saw dead body cycle the bicycle to school.
iv) Siapa hebat? "Who's Great"
Man: My father great. He is a policeman. Everybody scared with him.
Ali: Eleh...my father is more tarel. When he ask somebody to put down your head, people will follow what he says.
Man: Wow! What is your father's job?
Ali: Hair cutter.
v) Penjual kuih yang selamba "Slumber cookies seller"
One day there is one train comes with a high speed near a village. In that village, there is one lady who' selling a cookies leave near the train track and she just finish clean up his red towel.
Once finish. She drain the towel by flag it the red towel near the track fence.
From a far away, the train driver was looking one lady with his red towel flag. Because of that lady behaviour, the train driver was taught that lady is giving him a danger signage, immediately the train driver stopped his train and all the passenger was falling. While the train is stopped infront the lady, the driver asking, "Anything madam?" Slumber the lady says....
"only left karipap and pulut panggang......"
vi) Penjara dan selnya "Prison and his cell"
The first night is like between wicked and prison. One married couple has ready to start his first night.
The lady said: "Honey, I am still vergain and I don't know about seks. Can yuo decsribe me in detail how to do it?"
The Husband: "The relationship is very easy, it is like the prison, yours is like the prison sel and my one is like the wicked. At prison, the wicked have to put on the sel.
and after finish describe....then started.....and the wife always says that the wicked has escape from the sel, so the husband catch it and put it back to the sel....and after finish...the wife says again....the wicked has escape from the cel....then his husband says......
"Honey I can't catch it anymore because the wicked is not sentence for a life prisoner...."
